LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateYou Don’t Have To Buy This House, Just Talk To MeInterested “buyers” stop by any time Thursday after 7 p.m. or Sunday afternoon. Must be prepared to be trapped for…PublishedJanuary 2, 2024
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LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateLive In The Future!Situated in the futuristic Newfoundland Standard Time Zone in St. John’s, Canada, this state-of-the-art home will…PublishedDecember 19, 2023
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateNot Getting Any Younger!Time to grow up and move home to Eau Claire, WI, say your grandparents. That girl you took to the prom has a good…PublishedDecember 14, 2023
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateDo Not Buy This HouseThat was reverse psychology. Please buy this house. Did it work? Seriously, though, don’t buy this house. Open house…PublishedDecember 7, 2023
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateLive In The House Where You Probably Lost Your Virginity!Just about everybody hooked up at the high school parties Ron Haase threw at his folks’ place. Now they’re packing…PublishedDecember 5, 2023
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LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateOld Folks’ Home300 rooms, all filled with old people.PublishedNovember 28, 2023
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateMouseholeIf you are a mouse, this is the house for you. It is an almost cartoonish hole at the bottom of a white wall. It is…PublishedNovember 21, 2023
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateDon’t Go In The Extra DoorThis beautiful two-bedroom Colonial is the perfect place to raise a family and—whoa there, buddy, nothing to see…PublishedNovember 17, 2023
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateComically Mismatched Roommate WantedUptight, fastidious, type-A personality seeks slovenly, carefree roommate to share apartment. Ideal applicant would…PublishedNovember 8, 2023
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateYou Like Bathrooms?Too bad, the contractor forgot to put them in.PublishedNovember 3, 2023
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateOne-Person Romantic HideawayFeaturing double-locked doors, high-speed Internet, and no mirrors to reflect that sad, pathetic face back at you.PublishedOctober 27, 2023
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateHome At Last!Profoundly warm and inviting, this perfect residence has everything you desire. Sounds expensive, right? Well,…PublishedOctober 3, 2023
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateYour dream home!Sometimes, dreams do come true. Not this time, though. Buy this mediocre home and then imagine you live somewhere…PublishedSeptember 29, 2023
LocalReal EstateLocalReal EstateExperience A Slice Of The Circle Of Life!This three-bed, two-bath early ’70s split-level ranch has witnessed eight births and three deaths over two…PublishedSeptember 25, 2023